Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Bagelis The Wise?

I thought not.

It’s not a story the liberals would tell you. It’s a Red Pill legend. Darth Bagelis was a Short Lord of the meme, so powerful and so short he could use internet cancellation to influence twitter to create memes…

He had such a knowledge of the Red Pill that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The short side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his bitches, which eventually, of course, he did.

Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice cucked him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from inceldom, but not himself.

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